ABOUT ME
I'm the Frog, also known as Jay! I'm a nonbinary lesbian artist, furby enthusiast, and amateur internet ponderer. I spend my days working on various art projects, drawing, painting, and furby or doll customizing. I am a foodie and aspiring coffee nerd. I like bugs and creepy little critters, and I have a cat named Babushka. Feel free to reach out on Discord, Spacehey, Tumblr or via email- I'm always open to making new friends and i love to chat! I'm using this site as my own little evil lair of the internet, because coding is super fun and i'm not the biggest fan of social media. My HTML/CSS skills are not the greatest but I'm always trying to improve my site, so check back for updates!
>Oh, you'd like to stay in the foyer for now? Alright then, perhaps you'd like to participate in a spell! Follow me!
>You follow the furby into a small, dimly lit room. There is an ominous amount of candles set in a circle. Orange juice begins drawing on the floor in red chalk.
>Ah, the spooky room! Sit in this circle, ok?
>You refrain from sitting and voice your concerns.
>'What is this?' Oh, just a little spell! it's totally safe :)
>Orange Juice gets a suspicious looking knife from a drawer. You question his intentions.
>'What are you doing with that sacrificial knife?' Haha! It's only a butterknife! For my sandwich!
ORANGE JUICE! DON'T USE OUR GUESTS AS SACRIFICAL LAMBS FOR YOUR INTERNET CLOUT SPELL AGIAN! you have ONE job Orange Juice!! show the guests around my horrid wizard castle! This is the third time! you know what... you're not even a real furby, just a little tiny png. How about THAT, huh?
sigh. I guess you caught me.. am i fired??
Yes, you're FIRED. in fact, as a punishment, I shall cast a REAL spell... BORDER-IMAGE: URL(ORANGEJUICE.PNG)!!
AAAAOOOOOOWOWWWWWWWO THE PAAAIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
what's really funny about this is that i CANNOT get this to work no matter what i do. it works on everything else. but not this. why?
whew! Sorry about that. Now that Orange Juice is sealed within a border, I guess I need a new castle butler. hmmmmmmm. anyway, while you're here, do you want to sign my guestbook?
HEY THIS IS MY PET SHERB. i'm just leaving him here for a while. can you look after him for a sec while im gone
(sorry about the fish i have an infestation)
